Dobby has a 12 inch cock

we all knew that

No one:

JK Rowling: Dobby has a 10 inch cock

Didn't JK Rowling say that wizards were shitting on the floor 100 years ago as part of the Harry potter universe?

And he is gay

yes

i literally just said taht @scaredycake ☭

Harry should have carried a 1911.

@Ujoshinb it wasnt Rowling, it was whatever sped is writing the pottermore shite

@Ujoshinb no she said they would poop in their pants and disappear the shit away with magic

God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Listening to shit music, anyone got any indie bands that everyone listens to?

i am not harry potter

Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins.

@ThatGuy. stop listening to indie music

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second.

lmao i actually managed to hurt myself playing Gorn

Listening to Brown Bird and Happy jappy music

gore

banned

Can I lick it?

+ban @Data Pagan gore

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fuck

@ThatGuy. kys

Lol

sharp food crate?

punched my floor fan

actual cringe

oh

I got 3 heaters on rn

@Data Pagan lmao the fuck

the floor really

Trying to rip off a bodybuilders head

No like

had heating a whole day only turned off an hour ago

The fan is on a stand

And I punched the metal grate

forgot it was on