a nice average plump is supreme for cuddling

I only date athletes, so my bar is lower than most

soup stop

my dick can only go so far in

Athletes is a low bar?

Compared to the average female BMI

Expand your horizons a bit mate. Trust me when I say there's more to life than track girls

it's all about the ass

Nah

let us be honest

I need a chick that can keep up with my

me*

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq5GFL0nEQR/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

Yes. Thank you.

She needs to hit the gym a little

Bruh. You’ve got weird tastes.

Me or soup?

U

Fair

She rocks the short hair

I don't like how the japanese nut face has travelled into western country

See, that kind of chick

I can only get so erect

The kind that will come ice climbing with you then cuddle in the tent

RACIST @Karpo

Oof

This is never a good fuckin idea

Ever have MRE cheese and eat the entire daym thing

I can already feel the shit that wont come for a few days