@Aya hey, you're only allowed to call me that on Fridays

Doesn't make you any less gross Aya

You're a day late

ah shit, sorry

fucking hammond knows whats up

my sense of time's fucked up from the travelling

Women are gross tbh

^

Who's Hammond?

From Top Gear.

Like I dunno how many of my girl mates have disgusting cars and bedrooms

Oo oo aa aa

@Whynownot wrong answer

it's the bathrooms I can't understand

all teenage girls seem to smear blood on every surface

wtf?

fucking rank

where do u live?

With my mates its fake tan

whos smearing fanny blood everywhere?

Whoever made the stereotype of boys having dirtier rooms than girls was both a man and untouched in the genital area.

I don't know, if I knew there'd be more blood

i hate fake tan

pure boak

I fucking hate it as well

rarely ever looks good

But my 3 best mates wear it and am like why

can't understand why people would want to be darker to begin with

saaames, my mate covers herself in it

They only ever wear it when they're going on nights oot

Am like that doesnt even look good

boak

Smells mingin too

looks gross tbh

I can't understand wearing it for nights out

@TBORIOT since when we're you scottish

da funk

like, doesn't it rub off on sheets if you go home with someone

schemxy fake tan