I mean it might be true. It might not. You cunts will never know

Hah cow shags coat.

Only way to know is if we see it

Who would a dunk it

...no sex tapes

Go away

Wanking gloves.

ow

No surprise you wear gloves while wanking

Are you planning on OJing someone @Dimorac

You hate yourself so much, you can't touch yourself

How so. Spread the seed of truth @Dimorac

Oh

I'd be exactly the same if I was gay tbh

Ashamed of who I was, wouldn't be able to touch myself

I mean i hate myself but it doesn't stop me wanking

Daddy issues?

@coattailsandbowties u can't wank

Fuck off women

Same Coat

*are you sure about that* @ky

That's a rough wank

Dang gays

I'm sure

🤔

females dont masturbate

Ikr

What is this

Coat has a penis

Boak

Back to this

Disgusting

coats hung

She has a cock because she's androgynous

^

Discovering about Cow's sexual preferences

@Hatter bed

My state of penis is indeterminate

i just got out of bed