Send her @JamieDG dick pic

but she made me be on my best behaviour around her friends because theyre very passionate about it

Heniz beans are..fine

said no hitler jokes

or commie jokes

or just

Any fun?

anything that could be found offensive

no

oh neat an edgy boi

no fun allowed

ive had to stop saying nigger because itll make her uncomfy

the pussy must be godlike then

which is fine

nah i dont even really like sex shes just really sweet to me

Sounds suspicious

i cant nut from sex

its mostly just a chore to me

ruined my dick

...what?

Anyone from Scotland here? I was just looking at the wedding traditions... And found something about blackening... Wtf

i have fucked for over 3 hours without nutting

i just cant nut

ill keep a chub

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maybe u gay?

but i cannot nut for the life of me

idk ive nutted before

Not a bad meal

ive fucked like 5 prossies

Are you impotent?

Probably fucking a land whale.

only one could make me nut

nah shes really hot

You Brits might be on to something

hotter than any prossy i fucked

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*"hahahahahaaaa I've fucked so many prostitutes aren't I so **coooool**"*

😂

my favourite time was when the chick stopped the hour early because 'my boyfriends coming home early you need to leave he doesnt know i do this'

im not cool