When you came on here dieing of flu and were going to try to drown it

mmm

thats an abomination

Why is it so red?

Looks good to me

actual tamati sauce straight out the squeezy bottle

desgawstin

jim thats illegal

That doesn't look bad either

This is worse than those assfuckers getting assfucked

me when Isee a steak covered in tomato sauce

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nah thats probably some barbeque sauce

👏 C👏 U👏 M👏

gaaaaaaaaaaaaay

wait no thats how i eat pizza sometimes

NIJT NYET

if it's stuffed crust

If the steak ain’t cooked right some good old ketchup ‘ll make it right

No it won't

You're a liar

wait ketchup doesn't go on steak?

Ok

if i aint cooked right you can cook it again

i'm sending it back

Yes

Because if it's not cooked right, it's overcooked, get me a new one

catsup goes on steak the way pineapple goes on pizza - it doesn't

pineapple pizza is good

blue steak and ketchup MMMM

I like pineapple pizza

@Jim <:thinkjim:437151534950645760>

pineapple and tuna pizza

<:thinkjim:437151534950645760>

with salty mayonnaise