Message from @Colonel Sanders™

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2019-01-21 05:28:53 UTC  

pretty sure my great grandpa got a purple heart on Guadalcanal

2019-01-21 05:29:02 UTC  

<a:ablobcool:400351720582021121>

2019-01-21 05:29:23 UTC  

nice

2019-01-21 05:29:34 UTC  

I hope it was for an injury

2019-01-21 05:30:14 UTC  

yea

2019-01-21 05:30:18 UTC  

his foot got shot off

2019-01-21 05:30:29 UTC  

*you hope*

2019-01-21 05:30:41 UTC  

the fuck else would someone get a purple heart from

2019-01-21 05:30:57 UTC  

wait please dont tell me you can get a purple heart from like ptsd

2019-01-21 05:31:10 UTC  

no I meant injured rather than wasted

2019-01-21 05:31:10 UTC  

its for wounded or killed

2019-01-21 05:31:16 UTC  

oh

2019-01-21 05:31:18 UTC  

okay

2019-01-21 05:31:21 UTC  

lmao

2019-01-21 05:31:27 UTC  

i was gonna say thats kinda a douche thing to say xd

2019-01-21 05:31:30 UTC  

can't get a purple heart for that yet

2019-01-21 05:31:55 UTC  

yea the story for him was you're supposed to sleep with your head out of your tent

2019-01-21 05:31:57 UTC  

or whatever

2019-01-21 05:32:06 UTC  

and he put his foot out instead cuz of mosquitos

2019-01-21 05:32:12 UTC  

and a jap sniped it off

2019-01-21 05:32:17 UTC  

<a:ablobcool:400351720582021121>

2019-01-21 05:32:28 UTC  

wow

2019-01-21 05:33:00 UTC  

yep

2019-01-21 05:33:20 UTC  

woulda died if it werent for them damn buzzrs

2019-01-22 09:48:09 UTC  

Hail Lenin

2019-01-26 19:33:39 UTC  

@Kat open ass

2019-01-26 19:34:02 UTC  

ok

2019-01-26 19:34:10 UTC  

1 sec

2019-01-27 01:41:35 UTC  

5 hours later😂

2019-01-27 02:40:16 UTC  

@Shadowstitcher11 shut up the fuck you mouth

2019-01-27 02:40:20 UTC  

@Kat ok niga

2019-01-27 02:41:24 UTC  
2019-01-27 02:41:26 UTC  

No

2019-01-27 02:41:29 UTC  

U

2019-01-29 05:31:07 UTC  

Thx for the update Ted Cruz, I now can tell my libtard friends it’s the Devil and her gang’s fault the government shut down for over a month

2019-02-08 17:43:27 UTC  

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2019-02-08 17:43:31 UTC  

All from my fucked up school

2019-02-08 17:43:45 UTC  

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2019-02-08 17:43:54 UTC  

You can guess already I live in California

2019-02-08 17:44:15 UTC  

This is the school I go to