My cock

anyone else masturbate and save their semen in a little plastic bag to eat as a snack?

u implying that ur penis is so small it weighs the same as a feather?

Holy shit Montana flipped

I'm implying you were born to be sodomized by me

we still got a chance at house

maybe i was

idk

we can try

Republicucks have no chance in the house

Demogods pick up 100 seats

Trump in peach

IN PEACH

Sit on my cock libtard

trump is a peach

you may seem like you're winning

but believe me

http://prntscr.com/lfaytv

SO CLOSE

Hope we keep our lead.

It would be epic if Trump was impeached

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

okay, this is epik

Cant impeach Trump, GOP owns Senate. Thank God!

^

impeach my dick

Owned

High five libtard

*dab*

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@Deleted User already did, thats why Obama's out

oooooooooh

Obama is perhaps the best president since Washington

god no

Okay I'll say it

um

He was the best

he did nothing

my fav president is lincoln

hes republican

here i thought i was retarded but look at zexy