Message from @Trolly

Discord ID: 689963794914738247


2020-03-18 20:35:02 UTC  

SAD.

2020-03-18 20:44:09 UTC  

yo niggas

2020-03-18 20:44:15 UTC  

blue gang rep 😤

2020-03-18 20:44:24 UTC  

good afternoon <@&665049812265336842>

2020-03-18 20:45:42 UTC  

I have that same condor rig

2020-03-18 20:49:58 UTC  

blu gang

2020-03-18 20:57:24 UTC  

<@&665049812265336842> gang rise up!

2020-03-18 20:57:32 UTC  

shut up

2020-03-18 20:57:37 UTC  

annoying ass nigga

2020-03-18 21:05:47 UTC  

You're blue too retard.

2020-03-18 21:06:38 UTC  

There's blue
And then there's <@&665049812265336842> blue

2020-03-18 21:08:02 UTC  

🤔

2020-03-18 22:19:26 UTC  

Stop fucking summoning me you cunts

2020-03-18 22:20:55 UTC  

Stop being a <@&665049812265336842>

2020-03-18 22:21:17 UTC  

Stop being gay first

2020-03-18 22:21:21 UTC  

idk why im an <@&665049812265336842>

2020-03-18 22:22:01 UTC  

i got moron cuz i asked if any metal plates are viable

2020-03-18 22:22:03 UTC  

h!

2020-03-18 22:29:47 UTC  

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2020-03-18 22:32:43 UTC  

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2020-03-18 23:54:20 UTC  

2020-03-18 23:54:47 UTC  

I return.

2020-03-18 23:54:52 UTC  

Hello

2020-03-18 23:55:01 UTC  

welcome back hero

2020-03-18 23:55:07 UTC  

Have you caught the Wu Flu?

2020-03-18 23:55:15 UTC  

We got shopping cart niggers to slot

2020-03-18 23:56:35 UTC  

🤠

2020-03-18 23:58:09 UTC  

welcome back pardner

2020-03-18 23:58:59 UTC  

YES.

2020-03-19 00:10:28 UTC  

Yee. Haw.

2020-03-19 00:17:20 UTC  

When my uncle texts to ask where I buy my AR parts from because last year when he wanted me to build him one he never got around to funding it

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2020-03-19 00:23:01 UTC  

Did you send him that? 😏

2020-03-19 00:23:03 UTC  

Kramer: well *slams door* I got corona
*audience laughs*
Jerry: you what?
Kramer: yeah yeah I got it Jerry, the big C, the killer bat flu I got it all baby!
*audience laughs*
Jerry: my god are you sure?! how did you find out?!
Kramer: well I rushed over to the doctor after a chinese man SPIT on me after I took an entire case of toilet paper from his shopping cart
*audience laughs*
Jerry: why are you taking toilet paper out of people's carts?
*audience laughs*
Kramer: Oh Jerry it's a madhouse out there! I mean don't you watch the news?! Half the countries gone berserk trying to get supplies to survive we're like...like..caged birds pecking at each other *imitates pecking birds with both his hands* YAAAH YAAHH
*audience laughs*
Jerry: but toilet paper I mean why that specifically? I could maybe see...canned food or instant noodle soup but toilet paper?
Kramer: well you know….
Jerry: what?
Kramer: geh *montions his head towards his butt*
Jerry: what what what is it?
Kramer: eh..poo poo
*audience laughs*
*Jerry rolls his eyes*
Jerry: oh come on
Kramer: no jerry don't you see? they set us up…!
Jerry: who?
Kramer: *looks around ominously as he gets closer to Jerry's face* the toilet paper industry *tck*
*audience laughs*
Jerry:....what?
Kramer: yeah see they planned it all out from the start..the virus, the paranoia, the media frenzy, see they caused it all to make a couple of bucks oh they conned us Jerry they conned us real good..OOOOH YEAH!!
*audience laughs*
Jerry: are you done?
*audience laughs*
Kramer: what what you don't believe me?
Jerry: well I don't know I mean going to all that trouble it seems highly unlikely-
Kramer: o-alright alright you blind yourself from the truth like the rest of the cattle, but you're only hurting yourself Jerry and when there's a dirty bum that needs wiping and there's no more paper to clean it with you'll know who to thank!!
*audience laughs*

2020-03-19 00:23:41 UTC  

:crowd laughter:

2020-03-19 00:24:02 UTC  

kramer: niggers

2020-03-19 00:25:36 UTC  

I'll shame him in person with it when I see him next week

2020-03-19 00:26:31 UTC  

which is better

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665035206402506772/689993169818878001/Screen_Shot_2020-03-18_at_8.25.04_PM.png

2020-03-19 00:26:43 UTC  

choose an option

2020-03-19 00:26:52 UTC  

same