Message from @Stalker 52
Discord ID: 689961654502686742
Was she into it?
I doubt she saw, people are really oblivious
A story in 4 parts
A tale as old as time
SAD.
yo niggas
blue gang rep 😤
good afternoon <@&665049812265336842>
I have that same condor rig
blu gang
<@&665049812265336842> gang rise up!
shut up
annoying ass nigga
You're blue too retard.
There's blue
And then there's <@&665049812265336842> blue
🤔
Stop fucking summoning me you cunts
Stop being a <@&665049812265336842>
idk why im an <@&665049812265336842>
i got moron cuz i asked if any metal plates are viable
h!
I return.
Hello
welcome back hero
Have you caught the Wu Flu?
We got shopping cart niggers to slot
🤠
welcome back pardner
YES.
Yee. Haw.
When my uncle texts to ask where I buy my AR parts from because last year when he wanted me to build him one he never got around to funding it
Did you send him that? 😏
Kramer: well *slams door* I got corona
*audience laughs*
Jerry: you what?
Kramer: yeah yeah I got it Jerry, the big C, the killer bat flu I got it all baby!
*audience laughs*
Jerry: my god are you sure?! how did you find out?!
Kramer: well I rushed over to the doctor after a chinese man SPIT on me after I took an entire case of toilet paper from his shopping cart
*audience laughs*
Jerry: why are you taking toilet paper out of people's carts?
*audience laughs*
Kramer: Oh Jerry it's a madhouse out there! I mean don't you watch the news?! Half the countries gone berserk trying to get supplies to survive we're like...like..caged birds pecking at each other *imitates pecking birds with both his hands* YAAAH YAAHH
*audience laughs*
Jerry: but toilet paper I mean why that specifically? I could maybe see...canned food or instant noodle soup but toilet paper?
Kramer: well you know….
Jerry: what?
Kramer: geh *montions his head towards his butt*
Jerry: what what what is it?
Kramer: eh..poo poo
*audience laughs*
*Jerry rolls his eyes*
Jerry: oh come on
Kramer: no jerry don't you see? they set us up…!
Jerry: who?
Kramer: *looks around ominously as he gets closer to Jerry's face* the toilet paper industry *tck*
*audience laughs*
Jerry:....what?
Kramer: yeah see they planned it all out from the start..the virus, the paranoia, the media frenzy, see they caused it all to make a couple of bucks oh they conned us Jerry they conned us real good..OOOOH YEAH!!
*audience laughs*
Jerry: are you done?
*audience laughs*
Kramer: what what you don't believe me?
Jerry: well I don't know I mean going to all that trouble it seems highly unlikely-
Kramer: o-alright alright you blind yourself from the truth like the rest of the cattle, but you're only hurting yourself Jerry and when there's a dirty bum that needs wiping and there's no more paper to clean it with you'll know who to thank!!
*audience laughs*
:crowd laughter:
kramer: niggers