and u eat a whole box of honey buns

I had a bad day, alright?

And I wanted some fucking honey buns.

I can't even look little Debbie in the eyes anymore.

i went to a rachet strip club in portland

i was so drunk

it was funny, i loved watcing these sluts pick up ones

i would never fuck them tho

@I_RUN_DEBAIN_STRETCH its fine

just kidding

Two parts mountain dew to one part vodka. Livin the NEET life.

mountain dew not ok

@I_RUN_DEBAIN_STRETCH living the wisconsin life with the mountain dew and vodka

Mountain dew is pretty good.

no with booze

Yes

too sweet

i am god

nigger

>vodka
>sweet
Pick ONE

i hate sugar with my booze

it makes it stick to your throat

with booze flavor

You're not really a Russian, are you?

nigger

russians dont have sweet drinks

i drink my potato vodka raw

What OS do you run?

windows

What version?

i wanna get linux

7

fuck 10

You're not a Russian. Russians run XP

With a shitty skin

nigger why would i run XP

that shit is ass

Exactly, you're not Russian m8

rofl

russians also squat at desk

and play cs-go and dota all day