Message from @Donaldus Triumphus

Discord ID: 474548354983002133


2018-08-01 16:51:08 UTC  

brb, let me count my secret stash of plastic straws

2018-08-01 16:51:27 UTC  

dont tell the California FBI

2018-08-01 16:53:00 UTC  

*911, yes id like to report a smuggling operation*

2018-08-01 16:54:19 UTC  

99% of plastic straws are smuggled in from Mexico

2018-08-01 16:54:33 UTC  

lol can you imagine, Breaking Bad but with straws

2018-08-01 16:54:37 UTC  

i certainly can

2018-08-01 16:55:20 UTC  

😂

2018-08-01 17:04:19 UTC  

Yay. Done going in for my sociology class

2018-08-01 18:20:21 UTC  

@Tyzon Welcome

2018-08-01 23:22:02 UTC  

🇻 🇴 🇹 🇪 🇺 🇰 🇮 🅿

2018-08-02 05:51:38 UTC  

Good night

2018-08-02 05:53:57 UTC  

Oh wow people still talk here

2018-08-02 06:17:43 UTC  

Yeah

2018-08-02 06:17:50 UTC  

People talk here daily

2018-08-02 06:18:16 UTC  

***you just sleep through half the fucking day by staying up too late***

2018-08-02 06:20:06 UTC  

xD

2018-08-02 06:20:09 UTC  

I don’t

2018-08-02 10:28:25 UTC  

🇸🇪 Sweden

2018-08-02 12:04:45 UTC  

Morning folks

2018-08-02 12:05:38 UTC  

Henlo boi

2018-08-02 12:05:44 UTC  

Sup m8

2018-08-02 12:05:58 UTC  

How's ***afREEca***

2018-08-02 12:06:06 UTC  

😂😂😂😂😂

2018-08-02 12:06:24 UTC  

Surprisingly cool today...

2018-08-02 12:06:39 UTC  

Still cancerous though

2018-08-02 12:06:48 UTC  

And your end?

2018-08-02 12:06:59 UTC  

Drowning in smog?

2018-08-02 12:07:38 UTC  

When you enter the airport to China they give you a complimentary gas mask

2018-08-02 12:07:47 UTC  

😂

2018-08-02 12:07:57 UTC  

How sweet of them

2018-08-02 12:08:08 UTC  

only for tourists lol

2018-08-02 12:08:27 UTC  

everyone else who lives there adapts to the ecosystem

2018-08-02 12:09:17 UTC  

"adapts" and dies 10 years earlier

2018-08-02 12:09:45 UTC  

Are you ***AfricanAmerican***

2018-08-02 12:12:16 UTC  

Nein

2018-08-02 12:12:44 UTC  

I'm ***EuropeanAfrican***🍄

2018-08-02 12:13:50 UTC  

You speak Deutsch?

2018-08-02 12:14:11 UTC  

🇩🇪

2018-08-02 12:14:42 UTC  

Ich spraken kein Engels

2018-08-02 12:14:54 UTC  

Junge ich bin eine fotze

2018-08-02 12:16:28 UTC  

I lied...