Yeah, it's not great.

Fiancee and my job are here, though.

Why would it not be great?

Oh, Seattle is a fucking hellhole.

Why?

Place is overrun with junkies and homeless people. 18th largest city in the United States, 3rd largest homeless population.

What do you wanna do about it

Most of them unsheltered, because they don't want to comply with the regulations the shelters have in place.

Well, of another one of them attacks one of my coworkers, I'm not gonna lie and say it wouldn't be great to walk through the city with a flamethrower.

Nothing a good coat of fire wouldn't fix.

Can't walk through a park without tripping on heroin needles.

So you want to murder homeless people and burn parks?

Or just people and buildings in general?

Given the current political climate up here, it probably wouldn't be a bad idea. SPD has instituted a hands off policy on homeless and most junkies, so you can't even get police help if a dispatcher thinks you're talking about a homeless person.

Fiancee got attacked by one at work a few weeks ago, dude was out of his mind.

Okay......

Cops never even showed up to take a police report.

Yeah, so lets just start killing random people

And burning buildings

I'm sure that will solve the problem mate

So, here's hoping for about six feet of snow and a cold winter.

So the homeless die?

Sure, let's go with that.

Do you have a mental disorder?

Nah, couldn't work the job if I did.

It does seem like you have one.

If you want to fix your problems with murder.

And what do you think that might be

I'm intensely curious as to your diagnosis.

I'm not a psychologist, but some mental illness that includes not having any empathy and being very agressive.

Do you have a mental disorder that precludes an understanding of hyperbole?

How am I supposed to know it's a hyperbole?

It's clear that I don't actually want to tramp through the streets of Seattle wielding an M2A1.

Why? Lot's of crazies on the internet.

How am I supposed to know you are not one of them.

Besides, they're so heavy.

You'd want something a lot more manageable if you wanted to conduct mass disposal.

Maybe.

Mass murder is not something I'm really interested in so I wouldn't know,

Me either. Doesn't mean we can't speak practically about it.

I don't know much about it.