do what the original founding fathers did

and compromise

https://www.bostonherald.com/2018/12/10/sign-of-the-times-satan-gets-a-statue-in-illinois/

originally most founding fathers actually wanted their own government *under* britain

but after months of debate they decided to declare independence

They also asked someone to be their king

Which they rejected

reminder america did have a emperor technically at one point

emperor norton

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton\

Washington's VP shot and killed his head of treasury in a stand off

Hamilton

ye

it still does have an Emperor

checkmate

hello

Hello

Santa Trump

this is where I belong

Hi

He's making a list, checking it twice. Gonna find out who gets deported by ICE

Tis the season for tax cuts and jolly good old dem jokes

Go Trump!

Jingle cash jingle cash

also reminder that we fought a war over maine

:)

Yes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aroostook_War

Michigan and Ohio fought a war

kansas fought a civil war

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleeding_Kansas

I just invited 10 people

I went to a Republican dinner

It was really all white men and women and the servers were Mexican

whats that

A dinner

With republicans

Banquet

https://giphy.com/gifs/election2016-hillary-clinton-email-between-two-ferns-l3vR8lBb7SaPCvqRW

oh

i didnt know kids were allowed to those kinds of events