My state is where republicans come to lose

Illinois

Oh God, Chicago is why

Victoria, Australia

illinois is where abe lincoln was also first nationally recognized

Illinois has passed and built a satanic statue in our capitol

Praising Satan

Illinois is now insane

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snyder_County,_Pennsylvania

where i live

:)

How do we convince white liberals to vote Republican

you dont

what you do is

do what the original founding fathers did

and compromise

https://www.bostonherald.com/2018/12/10/sign-of-the-times-satan-gets-a-statue-in-illinois/

originally most founding fathers actually wanted their own government *under* britain

but after months of debate they decided to declare independence

They also asked someone to be their king

Which they rejected

reminder america did have a emperor technically at one point

emperor norton

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton\

Washington's VP shot and killed his head of treasury in a stand off

Hamilton

ye

it still does have an Emperor

checkmate

hello

Hello

Santa Trump

this is where I belong

Hi

He's making a list, checking it twice. Gonna find out who gets deported by ICE

Tis the season for tax cuts and jolly good old dem jokes

Go Trump!

Jingle cash jingle cash

also reminder that we fought a war over maine

:)

Yes