Message from @s t a i n e d g l a s s

Discord ID: 541844363479744515


2019-02-04 04:33:53 UTC  

It's illegal to have sex with a live body

2019-02-04 04:34:38 UTC  

it's illegal

2019-02-04 04:45:13 UTC  

Girls please. Calm down

2019-02-04 04:45:37 UTC  

What if the neighbor likes golden showers tho?

2019-02-04 04:45:50 UTC  

then give them one if they’re hot

2019-02-04 04:45:59 UTC  

What if they aren’t ?

2019-02-04 04:46:13 UTC  

Then they can give it to themselves

2019-02-04 04:46:18 UTC  

No

2019-02-04 04:46:38 UTC  

Yes

2019-02-04 04:46:39 UTC  

It’s just pee. Don’t be so stingy

2019-02-04 04:46:52 UTC  

Sharing is caring

2019-02-04 04:47:42 UTC  

It’s not pee, it’s squirt

2019-02-04 04:48:00 UTC  

💦

2019-02-04 04:48:30 UTC  

@Mr1Gonzalez can we leave work now please?

2019-02-04 04:48:53 UTC  

Only if you take me with you @s t a i n e d g l a s s

2019-02-04 04:52:16 UTC  

I’ll stuff you in my bag

2019-02-04 04:52:28 UTC  

ill stuff you in my ass

2019-02-04 04:52:50 UTC  

if you think thats gay you're gay

2019-02-04 04:53:19 UTC  

i have a picture of a guy with a tree in his ass

2019-02-04 04:53:44 UTC  

That’s impossible to put a hole tree in someone’s rectum.

2019-02-04 04:56:03 UTC  

Well there was that time ....

2019-02-04 05:00:37 UTC  
2019-02-04 05:07:39 UTC  

Wow just recovered from a busy fall load

2019-02-04 05:07:46 UTC  

Call load*

2019-02-04 05:07:53 UTC  

*knocks on wood*

2019-02-04 05:11:29 UTC  

I just dropped a few mins ago, an entire bucket full of blood specimens (capped) on the floor

2019-02-04 05:11:34 UTC  

Fun picking it all up

2019-02-04 05:11:36 UTC  

Brb

2019-02-04 05:14:06 UTC  

Oh my

2019-02-04 05:14:10 UTC  

No no no

2019-02-04 05:14:12 UTC  

Phat mood

2019-02-04 05:23:57 UTC  

We watching Space Jam at work

2019-02-04 05:55:18 UTC  

Denied. I’m cutting it off

2019-02-04 05:55:49 UTC  

If I can’t have fun, no one else can either

2019-02-04 06:02:21 UTC  

its also illegal to come into existence to save existence, the race that claims to be human are not human as a human have kind caring words for one another whereas this species would rather lock anyone up who has the ways to create peace. I hold ever possible aspect of bringing peace to the entire species that reside upon earth yet Canada continues to play sick disturbing games that will end days for every species in existence

2019-02-04 06:02:50 UTC  

I want to give every man and woman that serve for freedom leeched by a civilian everything they could ever imagine, I'm just kinda stuck deep; behind enemy lines and might now get out (being more realistic by my own choosing)

just get home, spend time with your families, my dying request, be with your loved ones
if I'm to die for mankind the least man can do is be kind to one another. its come time

2019-02-04 06:08:18 UTC  

I’m an extraterrestrial

2019-02-04 06:22:35 UTC  

Oof

2019-02-04 06:51:54 UTC  

🛸

2019-02-04 06:55:47 UTC  

🤚🏻