Message from @Colonel Sanders™

Discord ID: 541838732924551168


2019-02-04 04:29:58 UTC  

Now that's based

2019-02-04 04:30:07 UTC  

@hcaez this is not epic

2019-02-04 04:30:12 UTC  

Abortions should be legal and allowed freely

2019-02-04 04:30:22 UTC  

Ima add acid to your ḇͧ͐a̓̏̒ŝ̇ͯe̜̊͛dͭ̌ͨ ass

2019-02-04 04:30:27 UTC  

Don't get the big deal

2019-02-04 04:30:40 UTC  

Suicide should still be illegal

2019-02-04 04:30:49 UTC  

Want enos to suffer

2019-02-04 04:31:06 UTC  

suicide should be legal

2019-02-04 04:31:09 UTC  

It’s illegal to die

2019-02-04 04:31:13 UTC  

Because if you’re dead who cares

2019-02-04 04:31:33 UTC  

You can be sentenced to death for suicide

2019-02-04 04:31:35 UTC  

It’s illegal to die with an ice cream in your pocket in Florida

2019-02-04 04:32:01 UTC  

It’s illegal to whistle under water in Florida

2019-02-04 04:32:03 UTC  

It’s legal to kill a viable baby

2019-02-04 04:32:07 UTC  

I’m newyank

2019-02-04 04:32:10 UTC  

In*

2019-02-04 04:32:51 UTC  

It’s illegal to go whale hunting in kansas

2019-02-04 04:33:27 UTC  

It’s illegal to pee on your neighbor in Illinois

2019-02-04 04:33:34 UTC  

It's illegal to have a cat in your pfp

2019-02-04 04:33:36 UTC  

ok shut the fuck up

2019-02-04 04:33:40 UTC  

WOAH

2019-02-04 04:33:44 UTC  

not you luz

2019-02-04 04:33:53 UTC  

It's illegal to have sex with a live body

2019-02-04 04:34:38 UTC  

it's illegal

2019-02-04 04:45:13 UTC  

Girls please. Calm down

2019-02-04 04:45:37 UTC  

What if the neighbor likes golden showers tho?

2019-02-04 04:45:50 UTC  

then give them one if they’re hot

2019-02-04 04:45:59 UTC  

What if they aren’t ?

2019-02-04 04:46:13 UTC  

Then they can give it to themselves

2019-02-04 04:46:18 UTC  

No

2019-02-04 04:46:38 UTC  

Yes

2019-02-04 04:46:39 UTC  

It’s just pee. Don’t be so stingy

2019-02-04 04:46:52 UTC  

Sharing is caring

2019-02-04 04:47:42 UTC  

It’s not pee, it’s squirt

2019-02-04 04:48:00 UTC  

💦

2019-02-04 04:48:30 UTC  

@Mr1Gonzalez can we leave work now please?

2019-02-04 04:48:53 UTC  

Only if you take me with you @s t a i n e d g l a s s

2019-02-04 04:52:16 UTC  

I’ll stuff you in my bag

2019-02-04 04:52:28 UTC  

ill stuff you in my ass

2019-02-04 04:52:50 UTC  

if you think thats gay you're gay

2019-02-04 04:53:19 UTC  

i have a picture of a guy with a tree in his ass