Message from @s t a i n e d g l a s s

Discord ID: 543250981350146049


2019-02-08 02:03:38 UTC  

so the police can do background checks

2019-02-08 02:03:39 UTC  

Oh ok

2019-02-08 02:03:44 UTC  

since im applying to be a firefighter

2019-02-08 02:03:47 UTC  

so i emailed him the app

2019-02-08 02:03:54 UTC  

then he says thanks and stuff like that

2019-02-08 02:03:59 UTC  

Are you all buff?

2019-02-08 02:04:02 UTC  

??

2019-02-08 02:04:02 UTC  

Do you have your certifications?

2019-02-08 02:04:12 UTC  

Do you know cpr?

2019-02-08 02:04:15 UTC  

i got the job i just need to wait for them to finish background checks before i start training

2019-02-08 02:04:16 UTC  

Like EMT 1

2019-02-08 02:04:24 UTC  

no i have to go into training for 13 weeks

2019-02-08 02:04:30 UTC  

Oh

2019-02-08 02:04:36 UTC  

but they approved me for the training all they need to do is the background checks

2019-02-08 02:04:48 UTC  

but as long as i dont have a criminal background which i dont i should be fine

2019-02-08 02:04:51 UTC  

Did you pass a drug screen?

2019-02-08 02:04:55 UTC  

i just dont know how to respond saying thanks for the interview

2019-02-08 02:04:58 UTC  

yes

2019-02-08 02:05:14 UTC  

I’d just mail the forms

2019-02-08 02:05:22 UTC  

i called him a jew and said "MAGA"

2019-02-08 02:05:27 UTC  

Lmao

2019-02-08 02:05:40 UTC  

then im going to walk into the fire station tomorrow with my MAGA hat and if he gets annoyed i'l yell "YOU HATE WHITE PEOPLE"
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2019-02-08 02:05:48 UTC  

Yes

2019-02-08 02:05:54 UTC  

would that help me get get a promotion?

2019-02-08 02:06:01 UTC  

Fuck work. I don’t want to go in

2019-02-08 02:06:03 UTC  

At my local department yes

2019-02-08 02:06:05 UTC  

work

2019-02-08 02:06:06 UTC  

Yes it would help you **get get** a promotion

2019-02-08 02:06:06 UTC  

more like

2019-02-08 02:06:08 UTC  

smurk

2019-02-08 02:06:11 UTC  

oega,epobw,spot,oz,erxdf goa[wz,brs[,fzs

2019-02-08 02:06:24 UTC  

**get get get get get get egtg get geg get ge tge tge tge tge tege tg et get get get**

2019-02-08 02:06:28 UTC  

oega,epobw,spot,oz,erxdf goa[wz,brs[,fzs?

2019-02-08 02:06:33 UTC  

vrp.vpa oept3,oepeo, wpsmtpm !

2019-02-08 02:06:39 UTC  

English or gtfo 🔨

2019-02-08 02:06:43 UTC  

vrp.vpa oept3,oepeo, wpsmtpm ! is racism, gonna have to kick you

2019-02-08 02:06:51 UTC  

Remember Chad there is no such thing as too buff.

2019-02-08 02:06:59 UTC  

There is

2019-02-08 02:07:13 UTC  

to buff?

2019-02-08 02:07:14 UTC  

Too much muscle looks nasty

2019-02-08 02:07:14 UTC  

I’m sorry I don’t talk to people who insult how I look.