I'm not joking

Trump isn't going to reach a deal with the Chinese and the gov is going to be shut down at the same time

we are going to invade china

Donald Trump is the President. How embarassing.

I'm a straight, Republican, Conservative, Christian, American, handsome chad! <:GWnanamiPepeEZ:398860718088257536>

and take all their women

and food

and dogs

i mean even if the market dips, a shutdown plus no immediate deal won't cause a full on crash

Im gonna lose all my gainz

No one must you know you have gainz

you'll be fine

if i don't pull out, u don't either

Ok

im sure my 401k has been wrecked good and proper. it sucks

lmao watch me make us lose all our investments

2008 happens all over again

Are there any Jews in here?

yes

@not your average jar of nutella

They know how the economy does in advance since our gov shows them the earnings reports of all major companies before they come out since the Israel lobby paid off politicians to do that

so what can we do about it?

Eat potatoes

no. that makes you fat

I make killer mashed potatoes

Not as long as you stay in a caloric deficit

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Maybe we like phat girls.

i love sour cream all in my taters

sour cream is delicious

I want to make a joke so bad

Rn

i can eat it by itself

But I won’t

lol

@s t a i n e d g l a s s sour cream is the best mixed in your mashed potatoes

you know what a guilty pleasure of mine is?

Oh Jesus Christ this is like joke gold

Substitute it with milk

sour cream and pretzels. so good

I could be making so many jokes from this conservation