Beetlejuice better be in there
sorry, fundamentalists
she was married xDDD
awwwwshitttt
i remember that fucking oof my man
lol
oh well *shrugs*
that's life
yeah
c'est la vie
tho i would be lying if i said i didn't consider pushing her husband into traffic a few times xD
y'all, i dont celebrate crimbus, but i had a good day thanks
hmmmmm
i get it man
sometimes i wish i turned my crush gay
by rainbow magic
Oh look, people are awake.
OH MY GOD
its 4 ammmmmmm
wait
you reminded me of a funny thing that happened to me
years ago xD
5AMMMMMMWTFGURL I NEEDTASLEEEP
omgg tell me
It's 5 am lmao
i was hooking up with a girl who had a girlfriend <:fuzzmX:502512791609933838>
youch
poor bi dilemma
we were in a club both drunk and i decided to talk to her
because we were both drunk things started escalating fairly quickly and we a
my tummy achy, im angry, cant sleepy
started making out
until she pulled back because her girlfriend was coming
ouch
that chick was the most stereoth
stereotypical lesbian ever
lmaooo im legit visualizing this shit
i got the fuck out of there
xD
good on you for being the common sense biatch
