Message from @Um_is_this_taken_yet

Discord ID: 659869104546512935


2019-12-26 21:22:27 UTC  

I mean 1/4 inch

2019-12-26 21:22:27 UTC  

I miss my short hair 😭😒😒

2019-12-26 21:22:34 UTC  

Or too short to put in a pony tail

2019-12-26 21:22:53 UTC  

I had buzzed sides and longer on the top; it was so fucking easy to maintain

2019-12-26 21:23:10 UTC  

So team

2019-12-26 21:23:12 UTC  

My hair is too straight

2019-12-26 21:23:13 UTC  

nooo, even buns look awful on long thin hair

2019-12-26 21:23:20 UTC  

I inevitably start looking unkempt

2019-12-26 21:23:23 UTC  

I have great news

2019-12-26 21:23:32 UTC  

Long hair I feel like people don't care if it's just flat and straight mostly

2019-12-26 21:23:34 UTC  

*Even if I do*

2019-12-26 21:23:53 UTC  

I was in the midst f a pregnancy scare and found out I will NOT BE A DAD!!!!$

2019-12-26 21:24:02 UTC  

great

2019-12-26 21:24:05 UTC  

use a condum next time

2019-12-26 21:24:07 UTC  

Congrats! Use a condom!

2019-12-26 21:24:07 UTC  

if you have thin and fine hair, long hair looks awful sometimes tbh

2019-12-26 21:24:08 UTC  

I did

2019-12-26 21:24:11 UTC  

lol

2019-12-26 21:24:12 UTC  

Free condoms!

2019-12-26 21:24:13 UTC  

👏👏👏

2019-12-26 21:24:14 UTC  

it broke

2019-12-26 21:24:14 UTC  

Lol

2019-12-26 21:24:15 UTC  

both at the same time

2019-12-26 21:24:16 UTC  

Pro tip: Never do the dirty

2019-12-26 21:24:17 UTC  

smh

2019-12-26 21:24:17 UTC  

FUCK

2019-12-26 21:24:25 UTC  

fuckinghell

2019-12-26 21:24:26 UTC  

Be celibate then 🤷

2019-12-26 21:24:31 UTC  

nah

2019-12-26 21:24:32 UTC  

someone twist my neck

2019-12-26 21:24:37 UTC  

Get a vasectomy?

2019-12-26 21:24:38 UTC  

just twist it

2019-12-26 21:24:42 UTC  

It's very easy for men

2019-12-26 21:24:43 UTC  

nah

2019-12-26 21:24:46 UTC  

abstinence is key. now lemme take a second as i fuck some asses, problem solved

2019-12-26 21:24:52 UTC  

Is someone SINING?!?!

2019-12-26 21:24:53 UTC  

^^

2019-12-26 21:24:53 UTC  

My hair is fine but it's thick

2019-12-26 21:24:55 UTC  

if that makes sense

2019-12-26 21:24:57 UTC  

Fuck abstinence

2019-12-26 21:25:02 UTC  

^^^^