why's life so cruel

i wish i could box too

I want to start fighting again

I never was able to do monkey bars

Haha I bet I have a lot more you listen to just plan downloaded

Childhood obesity pog

I mean I reccomend the fuck out of muay thai

because earth is metal

But it's not for everyone

I recommend martial arts

As in mma

I used to be able to skip multiple bars by letting go for a sec

Now I can barely hang on

Lawd help me

I wish I could do krav maga

MMA is dope

That'd be hella fun

Learn that shit in the military

Is be interested in the karambit fighting style

Ez clap

No time to focus on grappling right now tho

I did MMA for like two years

I'm like too short to do it tho 🤪

Judo for 3 years

oof shortie gang

And then I quit

Damn

Judo is lowkey badass

it is

High-key*

Koreans chad

But now I know how to instantly kill someone that’s chocking me

Fun

I wanna fix my upper body strength again

My mom was worried I'd hurt myself so she took away the scissors but uh left the safe unlocked with a literal gun

Wut?

So uh

Yeah

Its easy

i never had good upper body strength, id love to start improving on that too

If someone ever chokes you with malicious intent and they don’t have they head down