Or if you’re really good at aiming and hitting hard

Go for the liver

It’ll rupture if hit correctly

I have a lot of power

Lol noobs

Especially with low kicks

Just shoot them

Like florida man

Stab them

oop

With a dead squirrel

what about going for the jewels?

I feel like thats usually a safe bet too

Go full on marine on theme

People legit don't even like holding pads for me when I kick xD

Them*

eyes and jewels

Bayonet

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Honestly I'd rather fight a black bear than a human

And do not quit until either you or they are physically incapable of fighting back

Humans spooky

black bear just boop the snoot real hard

i dont want to fight shit

i will fucking flight hard

Fuck that

Lol

Bear eat u

I'd die so I just don't get involved with physical fights

There are ways to break peoples wrists

But that's why I have pepper spray I guess

Nah

Black bears are pussies

Or pull out someone’s shoulder

Same with cougars

And it’s pretty easy

If you threaten them they'll leave

humans aren't as easy

Like my doctor isn't sure how I function, so I ain't gonna risk shit

they are sentient

Anyone with a bit of strength can dislocate a shoulder