I did MMA for like two years

I'm like too short to do it tho 🤪

Judo for 3 years

oof shortie gang

And then I quit

Damn

Judo is lowkey badass

it is

High-key*

Koreans chad

But now I know how to instantly kill someone that’s chocking me

Fun

I wanna fix my upper body strength again

My mom was worried I'd hurt myself so she took away the scissors but uh left the safe unlocked with a literal gun

Wut?

So uh

Yeah

Its easy

i never had good upper body strength, id love to start improving on that too

If someone ever chokes you with malicious intent and they don’t have they head down

Punch them as hard as you can in their throat

You will kill them

Punch the Adams Apple

You mean like a 2 handed rape choke?

Yes

Lol

That's not even an attack

Get your hands on the inside

Wait

Get a clinch

Are we talking the same choke

They're fucked

You can also stab their eyes out

Or if you’re really good at aiming and hitting hard

Go for the liver

It’ll rupture if hit correctly

I have a lot of power

Lol noobs

Especially with low kicks

Just shoot them

Like florida man