What the actual fuck

We don't need any more dicks

Just phallic shaped rocks

We shall be one with nature my women

Imagine giving a blowjob to a baguette on the first date

Lmaoooo

We will eat hallucinogenic honey and be one with mother earth

Our bon bon

Oh yeah there’s a whole Greek myth where uhh I think it’s Apollo or Dionysus gets back too late from something to bone this one dude whom he’d promised they’d bang and so he puts a phallus on this dudes grave and rides it

Yepsie

can I have shrooms

Wtf

Wth

Yeh. We can make shroom honey

I remember a book I read by Clive Barker called Galilee

Basically follows a family of gods

Nectar of the gods

Giver of the visions

The father "erected" statues of his phallus for people to worship at temples

Fun article tho I’ll give it a proper read tomorrow

Hmm

Giant rock dicks. Sounds legit

LOL

The mother was basically mother nature

Except terrifying

They were graphic about describing how she gave birth to all life through her va jay jay

this isn't helping your case for not being a hippie you do realise this yes? @Syenite 😅

Ofc this is Clive Barker

I now know what I must write. Our holy script to worship our new phallus rock gods

He's always kind of graphic in writing

How bizarre

He wrote the books to Hellraiser and Books of Blood btw

I love hellraiser

Clive Barker is great

It’s all coming together now

@Blackjax I AM NOT A HIPPY

FUCK HIPPIES

I'm a hippy

🤣

end me

Then get a room u two