Lmaooooo

https://allthatsinteresting.com/history-of-the-dildo?fbclid=IwAR1i89rd3_FfpFzUmvbuP4CtYuwNp6sA73GWmMQ75enMBEpwqt96PpJ9FvA

Basically the guy who made anime w the big eyes become what it did

There's a reason they used to send whores to be nuns

here you go

Mauhahaahhahahaa

History of the dildo

Dildos are older than what God decreed earth to us

Well. Now I know all that I need to

" One of their most notorious sexual practices is the usage of olisbokollikes, or dildos made entirely out of bread (baguettes,"

Fight me jk

Just use a rock

baguette dildo

we should send noble into one. see what happens. for science of course.

What the actual fuck

We don't need any more dicks

Just phallic shaped rocks

We shall be one with nature my women

Imagine giving a blowjob to a baguette on the first date

Lmaoooo

We will eat hallucinogenic honey and be one with mother earth

Our bon bon

Oh yeah there’s a whole Greek myth where uhh I think it’s Apollo or Dionysus gets back too late from something to bone this one dude whom he’d promised they’d bang and so he puts a phallus on this dudes grave and rides it

Yepsie

can I have shrooms

Wtf

Wth

Yeh. We can make shroom honey

I remember a book I read by Clive Barker called Galilee

Basically follows a family of gods

Nectar of the gods

Giver of the visions

The father "erected" statues of his phallus for people to worship at temples

Fun article tho I’ll give it a proper read tomorrow

Hmm

Giant rock dicks. Sounds legit

LOL

The mother was basically mother nature

Except terrifying

They were graphic about describing how she gave birth to all life through her va jay jay

this isn't helping your case for not being a hippie you do realise this yes? @Syenite 😅