Went out with three of my friends, party'd, then went home

We went to a house party

I went too a club, I woulda preferred the house party.

Ended up having a good time though.

I didn't drink

because I'm a *functional* alcoholic

I got shit to do

There was this one girl who got super drunk and showed me her nipple

*Nice!*

She was fucking hot too

***NICE***!

And she might join our archer cosplay for the anime convention.

Hmmm

Y'all be wild af

@Everyone's Mother ❤️

@Stone Cold Steve Autism ❤️

IM BREAKING OUT IN HIVES BECAUSE I'M ALLERGIC TO SPIDER VENOM APPARENTLY

ALSO

@Blaundee ❤️

and you call yourself australian

what the hell is going on

fucking piss poor genetics

@Blaundee ❤️

@Locus tough talk for a fella with a little cock

bruh you get bit by a spider that doesn't even harm humans and still get a reaction

that's small pp energy if such a thing ever existed

im so confused

Steve got bit by a spider

And he got hives

The rest is complicated

Huntsman spider venom causes hives

That's not weak genetics

They cause that normally

idk what hives is

Google

Really bad sores basically

You would know what weak genetics are, you're a centurion main

https://tenor.com/view/morning-halloween-witch-hocus-pocus-gif-9723202

Hey lib

They are rashes on the skin that look like beehives

Good morning y'all