"Who's the man stalking you?"
"It's chris hansen"

The cop was probably trying so hard not to laugh

Its almost like calling the cops on the cops lmao.

Lmao

LMAOOOOO

Tbf I'd probably call the cops too, the last 2 weeks 4chans been calling pizza's to his house and calling his phone to abuse him

It's pretty funny

lmfao thats fuckin gold

bet $5 the operator hung up laughin when he said his name <:LUL:476249162648911872>

"God damn it, we got another pedo on the line playing victim, fucking chris"

why don't you have a seat??

He's gonna release the full clip and recordings soon

YUSS

we need that evidence

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cant wait

911 Chris Hansen is trying to arrest me

Lol

🧅 boy 😏 what a pussy

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It's sad really

We're lucky Chris didn't die from the stench

oof

but someone make a meme out of this line?

'may we know what is the talker's name?'
'it's chris hansen'
'why don't you have a seat'

Remember when Onion challenged Mrrepzion to a boxing match?

For some reason RealStreamNoob or whatever his name is....his video on Chris visiting Onion boy showed up in my recommended...RSN has a vendetta against Chris probably because he's next on the list

But he won't talk to an old man?

I bet he fucking shit his pants 😂

lol probably

he pooped his back remember?

oh deff <:LUL:476249162648911872>

but whatever who cares?

@sleepysclmsft that wasn't real

slippin in his own shit to the phone too

jut another gargle spit on this planet

@Sassy Peach jk, unless?

I'm glad he's the internet's punching bag

chris chan is the internets punching bag

i cant wait to see how this plays out <a:pepepopcorn:627804750355890176>

lets be real

@sleepysclmsft he did all that stuff for attention...like putting up a tent in his living room and claiming to be homeless 😂