I deserve getting a gut till I move out

Lol

Thanks to genetics I am skinny fat uwu

@sleepysclmsft go to bed

No u

I'm in for a 10 inch bruise

Kinky

Ouch

REEEE

Lol

Huh?

It hailed outside and I slipped and my rump is very unhappy

*KINKY*

Ouchh

Lol

I’m dummy thic. I used to be skinny legendary

I'm just overweight

I am just thick

Lol

Most of my bandwork keeps me in shape

i'm just unfit

Skinny with a but

Pun intentional

I'm actually fairly fit

But overweight

Same

SAME

Not even overweight

But I got a dad bod this week

I just did a 3 day 33 mile backpacking trip this last summer at about this weight (Maybe like 6lb lighter now)

But I'm a fatass

Last week it was good

REEEEEE

HOLY FUCK LOL

I'M LEVEL 5 TRADER WHICH MEANS I CAN INTERCEPT OTHER PLAYERS TRADE ROUTES

I SNIPED THE 2 FUCKERS OFF THEIR HORSES

But I starved that week

THEN BLEW UP ALL THEIR SUPPLIES

is this raid shadow legends talk

AND THEY S TARTED SCREAMING AT ME

That’s mean DAn