Message from @Vlad The Impaler

Discord ID: 666947497918332929


2020-01-15 10:09:44 UTC  

Oh no

2020-01-15 10:09:48 UTC  

Lucky

2020-01-15 10:09:54 UTC  

I rarely rains here in Cali

2020-01-15 10:09:54 UTC  

I hit the ground ass first off the first stair

2020-01-15 10:10:02 UTC  

Aww

2020-01-15 10:10:03 UTC  

Lol

2020-01-15 10:10:12 UTC  

Well kinda on my hip

2020-01-15 10:10:16 UTC  

Wow two very different reactions

2020-01-15 10:10:16 UTC  

Almost idk

2020-01-15 10:10:18 UTC  

I will never stop calling you broke ass

2020-01-15 10:10:26 UTC  

Lmao

2020-01-15 10:10:29 UTC  

Lol

2020-01-15 10:10:32 UTC  

I was crispy tits a couple months ago

2020-01-15 10:10:38 UTC  

Lmaooo

2020-01-15 10:10:46 UTC  

When I got myself 2nd degree burns on my chest

2020-01-15 10:10:54 UTC  

Ouch

2020-01-15 10:11:00 UTC  

BBQ

2020-01-15 10:11:02 UTC  

.-.

2020-01-15 10:11:05 UTC  

Okay crisp tits

2020-01-15 10:11:10 UTC  

Never got burns before

2020-01-15 10:11:14 UTC  

Wait a minute, that reminds me of a meme

2020-01-15 10:11:20 UTC  

I was trying to make coffee..

2020-01-15 10:11:23 UTC  

โ€œBarbecue Sauce on my tittiesโ€

2020-01-15 10:11:33 UTC  

So there I was

2020-01-15 10:11:44 UTC  

But the French press got pressurized and water spewed out

2020-01-15 10:11:53 UTC  

Ooof

2020-01-15 10:12:17 UTC  

I rarely drink coffee

2020-01-15 10:12:19 UTC  

Luckily I was on fucking top of the aftercare

2020-01-15 10:12:24 UTC  

Please join VC uwu

2020-01-15 10:12:24 UTC  

Nowadays

2020-01-15 10:12:34 UTC  

Cause I only have a slight discoloration of skin left

2020-01-15 10:12:36 UTC  

I can't join VC

2020-01-15 10:12:42 UTC  

My skin burnt off in a few places

2020-01-15 10:12:50 UTC  

Down to the red bits

2020-01-15 10:13:05 UTC  

The walls are too thin so if I laugh or speak...the neighbors and my mom would hear

2020-01-15 10:13:07 UTC  

Ouch

2020-01-15 10:13:09 UTC  

Pretty sure the discoloration might go away too

2020-01-15 10:13:14 UTC  

So I'm happy

2020-01-15 10:13:28 UTC  

Oooof

2020-01-15 10:13:40 UTC  

VC at night is a bad combo for me XD

So... You were attacked or something? What?