Lmaooo

It was a career I was thinking about

If you enjoy it, do it

Right before I realised I liked kicking and punching a lot more

I thought about it towards college showdown, but realized I will blab the whole time and not let the other person talk lmaooo

I mean

I guess I could give people therapy after a match?

Like, you should learn to bridle yourself before being there for others completely

Like

@insanelyvain "I'm sorry for making you lose in this match, care to vent about it over drinks later?"

Lmaoooo

"any other problems welcomed,I charge it one fight at a time"

"Describe how it felt how it felt when I planted by left shin firmly between your ribs. How did it feel?"

Lmaooo

Retort

"it hurt"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"how did it hurt?"

That looks like a big movie

My father in a nutshell

"Much worse than when I broke your nose"

"it hurt like someone punching me you bastard"

Lmaoooo

Touche

"fight me instead of this gay problem talking shit bro"

*hours of talkin later*

That sounds like a movie I'd watch

"thanks, I figured out I feel like a loser because of my daddy issues idk. Next time?"

Also

I just lost an imaginary bout of trash talk against myself

Damn I suck

Yeet

You lost against yourself

You won against yourself

Same thing

You are you

Celebrate

@The Librarian lost 4 pounds in 1 night, cus it was really hawt. I just needed some pink salt and water and a lucazade x4

Man fuck me