bam bam bam bam

Give me yer monies

Or I take yer land and sell it and get the monies anyway

```Buy for 20 cents, sell for 30 dollars. Profit```

exactly

Exactly

I would like less people. My job is high pressure and can be high conflict... For obvs reasons

tax is theft

eat the money

if we eat all the money they cant tax us

When the firetruck don't show up when your house is on fire you'll sing a different tune

Nah

private firetrucks innit

EAT DE MONE

When the police don't show up to yer kids murder cause they don't exist. You'll sing a different note

private security innit

When there are no hospitals or ambulances to get you when you sick. You gonna sing those high notes good.

Private medical innit

When your private escort cant drive on the road cause its shit. You'll wish you'd sung those notes.

paid for by
incentivized by who
ope

private roads

Yeah the city roads are all private

WHO WILL BUILD THE ROADS

All your highways are private

For sure

Lol

YEah

why not

You gonna pay the million per mile to pave it?

You must have a lot of money good sir

And when you have to throw your poop out the window cause there is no sewer

We can say thank you to no taxes

so if government didnt build roads you're saying we'd all just stop having roads?

Yes

Pretty much

They would be trails

Okay boomer

But no one would maintain them

Do you think road fairies exist who do work for free?

I literally budget and contract people to build roads as part of my job. Try me.

most communities aren't organized or together enough to take care of such things