get

a giant ass cup of HI-C fruit punch

because i

am a child

Depending on the theater I go to, I can't usually be bothered to get up during the movie. They try to pack so many people into one room that each row has like, two inches of walking space.

ours charges a lil for a refil but like its not much

and they are refilling a 24+ oz cup

so like if u finished that shit like wyd buddy

Spending the next three hours in the bathroom?

exactly

As long as it's not the theater bathroom. I walked in there once, and there was not only a puddle, but an actual layer of liquid covering the floor of the entire bathroom. Judging from the color, it was clearly not water.

our local theatres bathroom are real nice n clean

but you can't help the occasional bow blowuper

i once saw the largest shit ever, just left in a toilet

had me wondering what kind of beast could let that much go

like don't kid me i've had big ones before, everyone has

Ooof, yeah. Or when it's up the wall of the stall and you just have to ask yourself what kind of fecal gymnastics went down in there.

but this was fucking

wow

i've luckily not ever encountered such
although i think i might have in like grade 3

but i don't like recollecting on the fact that that may have been dried shit i got on my sleeve

i remember getting sick like the week after too

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Sick from that? That sucks. 😦

i kinda relate the 2 incedents since they were so close together and i remember feeling weird a lil after it

fecal matter is

bad mojo

Fave movie lolita

that's cute that they put fav movies on tags

mine would say matilda

or the incredible now

i would legit watch matilda on repeat as a kid
we had a vcr
and i'd just play it back as soon as it was done

I'd either be honest and put Star Trek: First Contact, or as a joke, put Joker, to see how people react.

I'd never seen Lolita, though.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UVqAvAxWAfJFnNzvvc

i've only read parts of the book

not the whole thing

although i've been meaning to

beautifully written

Is that the one where we think the guy is preying on the young girl, but it's actually the other way around?