Message from @Lao

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2020-01-24 12:36:39 UTC  

Oh

2020-01-24 12:36:42 UTC  

I see

2020-01-24 12:37:00 UTC  

Spray tans dont look natural

2020-01-24 12:37:21 UTC  

If I died today, I would leave behind say $15,000 which would be 40% before my family got hold of it?

2020-01-24 12:37:22 UTC  

The closest you'll get is Sally hansen and idk if they do that where you are

2020-01-24 12:37:26 UTC  

Get the lightest shade

2020-01-24 12:37:45 UTC  

Oh

2020-01-24 12:38:01 UTC  

And dont forget to do behind your ears and your face too

2020-01-24 12:38:15 UTC  

If you're self applying it

2020-01-24 12:38:16 UTC  

Is it ok just to do your face?

2020-01-24 12:38:23 UTC  

Um

2020-01-24 12:38:25 UTC  

I mean

2020-01-24 12:38:33 UTC  

Are you trying to do blackface or smth

2020-01-24 12:38:45 UTC  

@Lao ❤️

2020-01-24 12:38:51 UTC  

No no, I want to look tanned...but I don't reveal my body that often to others

2020-01-24 12:38:52 UTC  

@Blaundee 💚💚

2020-01-24 12:38:56 UTC  

Its only anything you leave your family over £325,000
So if you left £500,000 to your family £175,000 would be taxed at 40%

2020-01-24 12:39:00 UTC  

So not interested in a total body tan

2020-01-24 12:39:02 UTC  

You need to do your hands too

2020-01-24 12:39:18 UTC  

Hands, maybe lower arms and face / head

2020-01-24 12:39:33 UTC  

If you're doing your face you'll need to do your neck and hands yeah

2020-01-24 12:39:37 UTC  

What if I'm poor and left them £10k?

2020-01-24 12:39:43 UTC  

Could they keep it all?

2020-01-24 12:39:46 UTC  

Yup

2020-01-24 12:39:56 UTC  

Well, maybe they could pay for my funeral with that

2020-01-24 12:40:05 UTC  

Unlikely

2020-01-24 12:40:12 UTC  

Cremation

2020-01-24 12:40:25 UTC  

Taxation is theft

2020-01-24 12:40:25 UTC  

Oh cremation definitely

2020-01-24 12:40:43 UTC  

Sorry to get all morbid

2020-01-24 12:40:44 UTC  

Sorry

2020-01-24 12:40:56 UTC  

I've often thought of these prepaid funeral things...

2020-01-24 12:40:58 UTC  

My dads funeral was like 15k and we dont even have a headstone for him yet and it's been a year

2020-01-24 12:41:05 UTC  

Okay since everyone is talking about this

2020-01-24 12:41:08 UTC  

Taxation taxation taxation taxation

2020-01-24 12:41:09 UTC  

Is it worth doing now rather than later

2020-01-24 12:41:50 UTC  

I'm going to throw this out there for my new friends on here;

```Question: do you think tanned people look healthier than pale people?

a) Yes

b) No

c) Don't care```

2020-01-24 12:41:50 UTC  

I hate

2020-01-24 12:41:53 UTC  

Taxes

2020-01-24 12:42:21 UTC  

Obesity is a health issue, and people have the right to caution obese people. However, just normal chubby people shouldn't be bullied for being fat