Message from @Lao
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Oh
I see
Spray tans dont look natural
If I died today, I would leave behind say $15,000 which would be 40% before my family got hold of it?
The closest you'll get is Sally hansen and idk if they do that where you are
Get the lightest shade
Oh
And dont forget to do behind your ears and your face too
If you're self applying it
Is it ok just to do your face?
Um
I mean
Are you trying to do blackface or smth
No no, I want to look tanned...but I don't reveal my body that often to others
Its only anything you leave your family over £325,000
So if you left £500,000 to your family £175,000 would be taxed at 40%
So not interested in a total body tan
You need to do your hands too
Hands, maybe lower arms and face / head
What if I'm poor and left them £10k?
Could they keep it all?
Yup
Well, maybe they could pay for my funeral with that
Unlikely
Cremation
Taxation is theft
Oh cremation definitely
Sorry to get all morbid
Sorry
I've often thought of these prepaid funeral things...
My dads funeral was like 15k and we dont even have a headstone for him yet and it's been a year
Okay since everyone is talking about this
Taxation taxation taxation taxation
Is it worth doing now rather than later
I'm going to throw this out there for my new friends on here;
```Question: do you think tanned people look healthier than pale people?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Don't care```
I hate
Taxes
Obesity is a health issue, and people have the right to caution obese people. However, just normal chubby people shouldn't be bullied for being fat