Message from @MartinCM

Discord ID: 670245858687582219


2020-01-24 12:12:35 UTC  

My husband is fine, it’s mainly my mental issues

2020-01-24 12:12:46 UTC  

he still loves me even tho I put him through shit

2020-01-24 12:12:56 UTC  

and you are very very welcome :3

2020-01-24 12:13:12 UTC  

If ya ever need help you can dm me :3

2020-01-24 12:13:24 UTC  

Now off to work I go

2020-01-24 12:18:18 UTC  

@Sanguis bruh, that’s nothing. You should see the government when I get my paycheque

2020-01-24 12:31:28 UTC  

Or when you die

2020-01-24 12:33:15 UTC  

Amen

2020-01-24 12:34:28 UTC  

Not if you've prepaid

2020-01-24 12:34:48 UTC  

Uk tax rates.
20% vat on "Luxury goods" (That actually include tampons lmao)
20% income tax above £12,000 a year
12.5% Tax for National insurance above £8,000
40% income tax when you get up to £35,000 a year

2020-01-24 12:35:28 UTC  

40% death tax

2020-01-24 12:35:48 UTC  

above £325,000

2020-01-24 12:36:18 UTC  

We're taxed upon death?

2020-01-24 12:36:36 UTC  

Inheritance tax

2020-01-24 12:36:39 UTC  

Oh

2020-01-24 12:36:42 UTC  

I see

2020-01-24 12:37:00 UTC  

Spray tans dont look natural

2020-01-24 12:37:21 UTC  

If I died today, I would leave behind say $15,000 which would be 40% before my family got hold of it?

2020-01-24 12:37:22 UTC  

The closest you'll get is Sally hansen and idk if they do that where you are

2020-01-24 12:37:26 UTC  

Get the lightest shade

2020-01-24 12:37:45 UTC  

Oh

2020-01-24 12:38:01 UTC  

And dont forget to do behind your ears and your face too

2020-01-24 12:38:15 UTC  

If you're self applying it

2020-01-24 12:38:16 UTC  

Is it ok just to do your face?

2020-01-24 12:38:23 UTC  

Um

2020-01-24 12:38:25 UTC  

I mean

2020-01-24 12:38:33 UTC  

Are you trying to do blackface or smth

2020-01-24 12:38:45 UTC  

@Lao ❤️

2020-01-24 12:38:51 UTC  

No no, I want to look tanned...but I don't reveal my body that often to others

2020-01-24 12:38:52 UTC  

@Blaundee 💚💚

2020-01-24 12:38:56 UTC  

Its only anything you leave your family over £325,000
So if you left £500,000 to your family £175,000 would be taxed at 40%

2020-01-24 12:39:00 UTC  

So not interested in a total body tan

2020-01-24 12:39:02 UTC  

You need to do your hands too

2020-01-24 12:39:18 UTC  

Hands, maybe lower arms and face / head

2020-01-24 12:39:33 UTC  

If you're doing your face you'll need to do your neck and hands yeah

2020-01-24 12:39:37 UTC  

What if I'm poor and left them £10k?

2020-01-24 12:39:43 UTC  

Could they keep it all?

2020-01-24 12:39:46 UTC  

Yup

2020-01-24 12:39:56 UTC  

Well, maybe they could pay for my funeral with that

2020-01-24 12:40:05 UTC  

Unlikely

2020-01-24 12:40:12 UTC  

Cremation