That’s because Onion can’t hold reasonable debates.

^

All he does is manipulate and twist facts to suit a narrative he makes up

Which unfortunately to a weak person is devastating

WAIT

HOLLLLD UP

So I salute Dan

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THIS MF ONION

brettttttttttttttt

WORE A BULLETPROOF VEST

IN COURT???

yyyyep

Oh haha what? 😄

OH MY GODDDDD IM ACTUALLY FUCKING DEADDDD

AAAAAAAAA

For real?

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He wore his old wedding tux that he probably bought at goodwill

This is such a clusterfuck of a legal proceeding. Just...why??

*W H Y T H O U G H*

Holy shit what a fucking loser fedora tipping fuckhead bitch

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Cause Greg is a fucking retard

yep thats totally not suspecious

and I don't mean disabled, I mean genuinely fucking stupid

Why would you wear a BULLETPROOF VEST to a fucking court room?

It’s a courtroom, not execution by firing squad *although I wish it were*

LMAOOOOO

Billy has no clue wat hes doing

He may have been wearing a vest, but his face and groin were unprotected. PERFECT TARGETS

@Shattered stop

Mg42.mp3

I hate farunel

I'm away from my keyboard but I can hearrr

Is Greg shorter than Daniel?

yep

Sanguis smells like sour milk

BILLY FUCKED HIMSELF

Ah I just got to the bullet-proof vest bit in the video

Wtf XD

@Sanguis do not hate the grandma