she tried to get under the covers on my bed to go night night and nearly knocked my brand new, $200 laptop off my bed (:

this also isn’t the first time she’s done this

LOL

Jesus my mom's other dog

he starts growling and snarling if you sing to him

So I was holding him at arms length singing twinkle twinkle little star

Fucking psycho dog

LOL

just finished fixing my nails

Did

Ded

its so much nicer using nail polish that isnt fucking garbage

I hate bad moon

Farunel #1

fuck lobster tail is so good

Only thing i want on that plate is taties

Gime taties

That looks amazing

Dam whys there so many bitches in here w the name sleepy

Lol I've had this name for a long time

There's only one sleepy to me

The other one is silver. And this one is buttface

Doesn't change the volume of sleepiness we have aquired 😭

Only if you acknowledge them

Lol I have earned my sleepy tag

O shit u right

Not from me you ain't

``blocked and owned``

I have twins under a year old and a toddler

Jk

Aww

Oh you're a mother?

I do not impress easily

I feel like I've earned the sleepy

Yes
You have

3 children around a similar young age at a time alone is a task

Only gets harder

It's just me and them too

So like... rough haha

My 3 lil cousins from their 1 mom are about a year-2 apart each