believe it or not, my calves got form

im serious, they dont look skinny or fat

I have no form, in flat wherever there should be a curve, I am paper

I mean I shouldn't talk

I fucking hate jogging

lmaooo

There are people who like it?

i like jogging, but you cant exactly jog in public in robes

Apparently

yes they do

Every time I hiccup, my dog barks hehe

i used to jog as a kid

awwie

I want your dog

Sleepy, do a Mulan.

I want all the dogs

You can have my old man dog

believe it or not, i already am kinda mulan

Pretend to be a man so you can ~~defeat the Huns~~ go jogging.

i cut my own hair since 9th grade

I will take him

stop stealing dogs vain

His name is Cody and he will probably die in the next year, here you go

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ah shit

old boi huh?

Bad word

Tsk tsk

And yes, old boi

I will love him enough for 10 lifetimes

He hates love

Cuz he's a good boy

He will crumble at you

Grumble

Awwwweee

awwww

A grumpy good boy

I was pigned?

idk man

hi though

I wish I was pigned