Message from @sleepysclmsft

Discord ID: 671835098303299597


2020-01-28 21:50:05 UTC  

I haven't seen a woman in 3 months. I don't need to worry about garlic breath.

2020-01-28 21:50:09 UTC  

It's okay though, everyone has different tastes

2020-01-28 21:50:11 UTC  

Lol you're probably using too much

2020-01-28 21:50:32 UTC  

Oof garlic breath is only a thing if you eat literal garlics

2020-01-28 21:50:41 UTC  

^

2020-01-28 21:50:49 UTC  

That would be racist towards garlics.

2020-01-28 21:50:55 UTC  

You need to roast them and out it on shit

2020-01-28 21:50:59 UTC  

Lulz

2020-01-28 21:51:01 UTC  

I want to marry a woman with garlic breath

2020-01-28 21:51:27 UTC  

Middle East has a sauce which is made out of oil, egg whites and straight up garlic

2020-01-28 21:51:29 UTC  

The legal system in Canada is very heavily skewed towards women in divorces. 😦

2020-01-28 21:51:42 UTC  

If you eat that sauce, I can see you getting garlic breath

2020-01-28 21:52:00 UTC  

Vain lmaoo

2020-01-28 21:52:05 UTC  

Though moodish

2020-01-28 21:52:19 UTC  

Idc what you eat tbh, just don't eat literal shit

2020-01-28 21:52:31 UTC  

I'm not the best at cooking, not a chef

2020-01-28 21:52:35 UTC  

We can have sex and have a garlic eating session after

2020-01-28 21:52:45 UTC  

Hot

2020-01-28 21:52:45 UTC  

Perfect couple

2020-01-28 21:52:48 UTC  

I wouldn't eat that. I love oil and garlic, but I like eggs about as much as I like the new Star Wars trilogy.

2020-01-28 21:52:49 UTC  

Lulz

2020-01-28 21:53:02 UTC  

Oof, you can't even taste them egg whites

2020-01-28 21:53:21 UTC  

Trust me, I hate raw egg taste and you can't taste egg whites

2020-01-28 21:53:31 UTC  

I've been food poisoned by eggs before

2020-01-28 21:53:33 UTC  

Twice

2020-01-28 21:53:35 UTC  

In the garlic sauce atleast

2020-01-28 21:53:38 UTC  

Shite

2020-01-28 21:53:45 UTC  

Sad life

2020-01-28 21:53:50 UTC  

It wasn't pretty

2020-01-28 21:53:56 UTC  

Ofc it wasn't

2020-01-28 21:54:16 UTC  

I legitimately felt like I might be dying

2020-01-28 21:54:19 UTC  

Also, yo, roasted garlic in indian food is my life

2020-01-28 21:54:23 UTC  

Ah shit

2020-01-28 21:54:28 UTC  

Hope you got better

2020-01-28 21:54:35 UTC  

I did

2020-01-28 21:54:40 UTC  

Good

2020-01-28 21:54:47 UTC  

That was years ago

2020-01-28 21:54:57 UTC  

Oof

2020-01-28 21:55:07 UTC  

Hope I don't get food poisoned by eggs

2020-01-28 21:55:18 UTC  

Well if you do

2020-01-28 21:55:20 UTC  

Eggs and pulses are my source of protein