nerd

Ikr

I was supposed to go on a date, but she cancelled

rio

rip

Yeah said she was sick

Knowing my luck it's probably that corona virus

Yeh

My throat hurts

And it just landed in my county

lol

Laugh at my misfortune damn it!

It's funny

Well dont placebo yourself

tbh i had a date with a qt asian girl but i dipped because corona risk

lel

Lmfao

Normal flu is also going around

Lol

woa

r a c i s t

No

I can’t believe you

Why

lies

i have the yellowest of fevers

I just don't want an actual fever to match

are you saying they're yellow

You ***racist***

I never thought you’d say something like that in a million years

😂

And i just met you

locus is a bot

I want to sleep

Sleep

Can't

Why

i am a russian bot

Still at work

Oof

according to my facebook anyway