If I meet Sleepy, there will be 3 possible scenarios

If I don't have cloves I will use garlic powder

Live*

And add salt to taste

@Syenite if it doesn't work out with your partner can I have your number? 🤣

Either I'll be so ugly she'll slap me

@Vostroyan Guardsmandoesnt sound nice..

I also usually brine my meat

What

I don't slap ugly, I don't slap my fellows

Hey

That leaves you 2

You'll drug me for me cooking skills

Was just pulling your leg bruh there

Or just normal Hi

Okay for real though

I'd say hi

@insanelyvain aww. If it doesn't work out with my partner I intend to live the rest of my life gloriously single

Onision newest video is

Is fucking retarded

That's fair

But that would make me very sad

Can you at least cook for me? XD

Very sad

Because I love him very much

Yeah fo sho

@insanelyvain If you're into gays

Aweeeee

I'll toss your salad

I'd cook eggs and fail at it cause I'd be too nervous lmaooo

Mmm salad

Bruh me best cook

I actually hope you're together forever then

Eggs are the best

Brb

No for real I posted some salad i made here

Me too

I wouldn't mind learning how to cook, but I can't afford the ingredients.

He's kinda perfect for me

Fuck now I want a salad

That's the most wholesome shit ever seriously