@Deleted User 💙

This is disgusting, what the fuck

awwww

Aww

I can't wait till I get home so I can have some beverages

"beverages"

``the old black rums gotta hold on me like a dog wrapped round my leg. ``

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@Syenite WOULD YOU TRY SCALLOPS?

Eeeehehehhhehee

Probably no

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I mean. I would have to smell them. They look tasty

But if they smell like seafood

These look fucking tasty

splendid

ill cook you some

Scallops P:

Omg that idea scares me

So weird it makes me so nervous

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Ugh I feel like shit

Sleepy. Tell me everything.

I mean, you could think of them as fondant potatoes

@Scythe I slept at 12 am or something, for the first time I was sleeping well

I woke up to mom screaming at 3 am

Legit scared, because she was a screaming at the phone

I thought she may have called up the only guys no I have, my internet best friend's.

Thankfully it wasn't him

Hell hath no fury like a mother scorned.

Even if that scorn is completely imagined.

But some fucker called on her no using the only calling app I ever fucking used

Using my school classmates account

First of all, I was ignoring that calls cause I never wanted to talk to her, she takes up a lot of time calling

But turned out

It was a guy calling me through that phone

....it is linked to my actual phone no wtf