Errrr idk I can do a front flip

But that doesn't require flexibility o.o

As in?

Idk, cartwheels when I was 16 was epic

As in jump spin forward and land on my feet

best sleep i ever got was that 10 minutes between hitting the snooze button and the alarm going off again....those 10 minutes were just bliss

And I can do a backward crawl

Okay

Dudeee I feel ya there

It's like the entire night I drift in and out of sleep

I can put my legs behind my head and walk on my hands :p

talkin bout flexible

Then just at 8:30, if I get to sleep, it's the best sleep ever

Holy shit that's epic

I can kick someone my height in the head but it takes so long due to my lack of flexibility that it's pointless

Ah sucks

someone took a picture of me doing that while i was drunk, i decided to use it as a picture on my tinder for ages

Welp more shit to work on

Lol that's a madlad right there

Get good son

BOOM SON

Lol

Tinder bores me

I wish it bored me

Idk everyone is like

But how would I know

*cries in incel*

does tinder go against the word of allah?

" I like food and travel follow me on Instagram"

Literally everyone

Rip whoever dates that

Why though

Can't it be like a pick up line

Or like, get to know me I suck at this

At this point I don't even want to fuck that it's so basic

I'd actually swipe right on whoever says they suck at tinder

I feel ya there, even though me incel

I don't suck at tinder tbf

I suck at dating

Someone is literally playing PUBG on the desktop next to mine

Madlad