LOL

I'd be to eager too run people over.

Also

You don't wanna cuddle me

My nat body temp is literally 102.3

You will LITERALLY roast.

There there Squeaks

I don't do F

Only C

Yeah, I run warm so that might kill me. I need something to heat my cold heart <:bingOMG:665344884122845194>

My body is literally 1000% in a low fever.

Lol

My body is constantly at 38 C, Vain.

That sounds like you need to live in the Tundra

38-39

That sounds bad o.o

Essentially if I get super sick and hit around 105

That's when your organs go WTF

And begin shutting off.

So yeah I gotta avoid getting toasty lmao

Do you have a thyroid problem? <:bingT:665344884764311697>

Polar plunge on the daily

I actually worked with 40c fever once

Was fucking horrible

And no, I just have a naturally high body temp

I've had people in the streets during winter bump into me wearing a t-shirt and thin pants

and then ask if I'm okay and I just tell them to touch my arm

And they will literally CLING to my arm for a minute if they are cold af lmao

Lol

I have a normal body temp

But I rarely feel cold

Unless I'm tired for some reason

I'm a furnace but not Squeaks level furnace

I mean same I guess

<:bingWOW:534166513486397442>

I'm looking for an ice queen

😮

I personify as a wood elf.

I like to pretend like I don't run warm so I roll around in leaves <:bingLove:449275405099204622>

I feel like there's several sexual jokes waiting to happen with those statements

But I'm not clever enough to make them xD