I was extremely confused

Tbh In England everything tastes like ass

Food in Bulgaria is 10x

Food in Russia was 100x better

Even that CHEESE was better

God what happened to Egypt

Dunno

Importing Food? The Pharohs will be very disappointed

I was in a musical about Egypt once.

It was called "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat."

I don't know what that is

Man, something's not adding up

Must be Jews or something

How come less than 50 years ago we used to be the top boys in rice production and shit

Now them Chinese took over the market

It's a musical play about a guy from the bible whose brothers were jealous of him, and sold him into slavery, and he was eventually bought by an Egyptian, and he rose through the ranks to be the pharaoh's right-hand man.

Oh lemme guess

The wife of said Egyptian wants to fuck him

Right?

At least thats the bells that are ringing rn

Yeah, so he gets jailed, possible execution pending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o17X1MjNORg

But then the pharaoh has him released.

Oh yeah now I remember it

What a Horny Woman

I'm not religious, but I do like the story itself.

Bet she had more hormones than Cleopatra

Clapatra.

So who were you in that play

The Pharoh?

One of the brothers.

Nice

Anyway to continue my rant

How come do we have such an OP history yet fail at like everything nowadays

As long as it ain't shooting people

I've seen the"The Arabs" excuse

But then the 4th crusade comes to mind

And then 1798

Then 1809-1882

Then 1952-1980s

every country had a ugly time in history