Message from @Vostroyan Guardsman

Discord ID: 676879933020045315


2020-02-11 19:55:47 UTC  

Anyway I got mah own smoothie

2020-02-11 19:55:56 UTC  

oh well

2020-02-11 19:56:01 UTC  

Western Smoothie better

2020-02-11 19:56:04 UTC  

I don't drink energy drinks

2020-02-11 19:56:23 UTC  

Ey man

2020-02-11 19:56:23 UTC  

Eh, I only drank one of that shit

2020-02-11 19:56:42 UTC  

I made a homemade protein smoothie

2020-02-11 19:56:48 UTC  

Don't hate

2020-02-11 19:56:53 UTC  

I ain't hating

2020-02-11 19:56:56 UTC  

That's Good

2020-02-11 19:57:08 UTC  

All natural

2020-02-11 19:57:09 UTC  

But Boleka will always be at my heart

2020-02-11 19:57:21 UTC  

Oh these Icy Nights

2020-02-11 19:57:40 UTC  

Such Memories

2020-02-11 19:58:02 UTC  

You know what speaking of food and that you actually reminded me @insanelyvain

2020-02-11 19:58:15 UTC  

Food Companies are Fooking scammers

2020-02-11 19:58:36 UTC  

yeah no shit

2020-02-11 19:58:43 UTC  

I swear these products abroad taste better than the local ones here, even thou they are made by the same brand

2020-02-11 19:59:00 UTC  

And they are the same fucking thing

2020-02-11 19:59:05 UTC  

Chips taste better

2020-02-11 19:59:11 UTC  

Biscuits taste better

2020-02-11 19:59:37 UTC  

I was extremely confused

2020-02-11 19:59:47 UTC  

Tbh In England everything tastes like ass

2020-02-11 19:59:56 UTC  

Food in Bulgaria is 10x

2020-02-11 20:00:16 UTC  

Food in Russia was 100x better

2020-02-11 20:00:24 UTC  

Even that CHEESE was better

2020-02-11 20:00:31 UTC  

God what happened to Egypt

2020-02-11 20:00:43 UTC  

Dunno

2020-02-11 20:00:46 UTC  

Importing Food? The Pharohs will be very disappointed

2020-02-11 20:01:09 UTC  

I was in a musical about Egypt once.

2020-02-11 20:01:18 UTC  

It was called "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat."

2020-02-11 20:01:28 UTC  

I don't know what that is

2020-02-11 20:01:54 UTC  

Man, something's not adding up

2020-02-11 20:02:08 UTC  

Must be Jews or something

2020-02-11 20:02:33 UTC  

How come less than 50 years ago we used to be the top boys in rice production and shit

2020-02-11 20:02:46 UTC  

Now them Chinese took over the market

2020-02-11 20:02:47 UTC  

It's a musical play about a guy from the bible whose brothers were jealous of him, and sold him into slavery, and he was eventually bought by an Egyptian, and he rose through the ranks to be the pharaoh's right-hand man.

2020-02-11 20:04:10 UTC  

Oh lemme guess

2020-02-11 20:04:25 UTC  

The wife of said Egyptian wants to fuck him

2020-02-11 20:04:28 UTC  

Right?

2020-02-11 20:04:43 UTC  

At least thats the bells that are ringing rn