Message from @Vostroyan Guardsman
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Greeks come to mind, but at least they had respect for the population
@Everyone's Mother Who puts pineapple on pizza? Checkmate.
There's a reason why we coexisted for a millennia with them with no conflicts
But the Ottomans?
They burned schools, told us we can only be educated in religious matters
@Scythe not me bo
And forced us to be menial workers who couldn't read or write, at least the common ones
Like, no fucking joke
Bro
The Ottomans were so lazy that they have a piece of foot rest furniture named after them.
ooof
I'm anti pineapple on pizza
Agreed. ^
When Napoleon's actually invaded us, we thought he was one of the sea people
Nagapoleon.
We didn't even know a Europe existed
Let alone something called France
We were that retarded
Eh, the French have their own talents, like surrendering.
Social Engineering at it's best
was he nice to the egyptians ? we don't really talk about this in school
The French Techinically won the most battles than any other country
Well he was sometimes nice and sometimes bad
He tried to turn the Copts on Muslims
That horribly failed
Executed rebel leaders
Destroyed artifacts and mosques
oof
And walked into Al Azhar, with horses.
Safe to say we only managed to execute his captains and officers because the bastard fled away
big oof
But he wasn't too bad towards the common man
He gave us this really amazing new super invention
It's called "Law"
I know right? Crazy shit
really ?
gtg , see yall around ?
Cya
@Holilynette , well French law, and basic industry
But we can talk later