@Blaundee

yummy

True

History very good

Shows big Karma and big stories

Is that chili with coconut shavings on top?

I guess Egypts low point was when we were occupied by the Ottomans for over 500 years

@Holilynette

Its parmesan cheese

They weren't nice occupiers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/653640611190145034/676846141823778821/image0.jpg

Who puts coconut on chili

I mean we were occupied for ALOT longer before

Greeks come to mind, but at least they had respect for the population

@Everyone's Mother Who puts pineapple on pizza? Checkmate.

There's a reason why we coexisted for a millennia with them with no conflicts

But the Ottomans?

They burned schools, told us we can only be educated in religious matters

@Scythe not me bo

And forced us to be menial workers who couldn't read or write, at least the common ones

Like, no fucking joke

Bro

The Ottomans were so lazy that they have a piece of foot rest furniture named after them.

ooof

I'm anti pineapple on pizza

Agreed. ^

When Napoleon's actually invaded us, we thought he was one of the sea people

Nagapoleon.

We didn't even know a Europe existed

Let alone something called France

We were that retarded

Eh, the French have their own talents, like surrendering.

Social Engineering at it's best

Oh man, I don't know.

was he nice to the egyptians ? we don't really talk about this in school

The French Techinically won the most battles than any other country

Well he was sometimes nice and sometimes bad

He tried to turn the Copts on Muslims

That horribly failed

Executed rebel leaders

Destroyed artifacts and mosques