I can't survive in a traditional job

@Vostroyan Guardsman america is NOT socialist.......hell no

*time to get gnomed*

So I gotta get creative

@The Librarian Comrade I'm just joking

Luckily I think my skillset is gonna be good enough

Also it helps that I am in a big old italian family

We all support eachother

So even if I dont make much at first, I'll be fine

Do you happen to have access to the good types of mushroom

Yes lol

The Wink Wink Shrooms

I live in the Pacific Northwest

We have everything

O h

So you have unlimited resources to be High

We even have our own special truffle

I actually briefly toyed with the idea of creating my own security agency a few days ago

NICE

AS well as plenty of psilocybes ofc

And then was like

NAAAAAH

@insanelyvain Sorry to disappoint you

azurescens and cyanescens grow wild here

But

We dont want to pick them though because it's easier to just grow at home

You're better off signing with a PMC 😄

And actually less likely to face legal issues growing it

It's teeechnically not illegal here to buy grow kits and stuff

Pmc?

As long as they cant prove distribution and consumption you're prtetty much good

N I C E @Farunel

And they honestly dont give a fuck here anyway

@insanelyvain Yes, Private Military Contractor basically

No lol

You know the cool kids on the boats that go through Somalia?

Yeah that's them

They also happen to shoot kids in Iraq or Africa, so pick a pill

Also @xXNobleCXx I looked at the thing you sent me, only like 3 things really add up for me

I mean more like bouncers and concierge jobs