And yeah, kinks can be romantic, but not literally eating someone's head off

That'd be a shame. A real *pun run*, if you will.

Mutual consent is key

Luckily our rescue wasn't the victim of said beheading

I jest.

She was doing her own thing on another one of our plants

Oof

I mean

I wonder if the male mantises know sex is lethal, or if the female just randomly noms on their head afterwards.

He was still attached at the sexy bits

So I think he probably thought it was a win

lolol

Good question

She needs nourishment.

Most jumping spiders have a mating ritual and uh

Stop

Males tend to not be picky about species

All the bug talk is bugging me

😄

So you can imagine a jumping spider shaking his booty at a wolf spider probably never works out

Rip

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I wonder if the different species of spiders are compatible. Like, if they could produce half-breeds.

Who knows?

Probably

I mean, ligers and tigons and mules exist

*Look at those lil bum and arm shakies*

HES TRYING SO HARD

Yeah, idk

Not liking bugs is something innate in me

Not liking me is something innate in most people.

They don't appreciate my winter punderland.

I had the idea once to make pizza nachos using Doritos instead of tortilla chips, mozarella cheese, sliced pepperoni, and green peppers, with pizza sauce for dipping.

@Scythe aww I hope you find a fellow punner

I'd ship

Clone me, and then I will.

I relate with most people in not liking you

I'm sorry I'm jk

😢

I thought we had a bond, forged in maple syrup.